A dull and boring film: Cocaine Bear (2023) critique.

We're talking about you, gentlemen and women put on your seatbelts, and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more way than just one. The film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and contemplating whether

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The Terminator Movie Review

Back in 1984, Arnold Schwarzenegger was already a very recognizable actor. However, "actor" was seen as more a technicality of his job than his talent and capabilities. This outlook changed quite sharply when it was decided that instead of playing the hero of this time-travel-killer-robot-dark-future thing James Cameron had been working on, he wo

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Phantom of the Paradise Movie Review

A cult classic from 1974, Phantom of the Paradise is a modern take on Phantom of the Opera. By modern of course, I mean 70s modern and holy hell is this ever a period piece. Next to nothing looks like it could happen at just any point in history, it all screams mid 70s. Nevertheless, this film written and directed by Brian De Palma did rather poo

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